*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*
girls don’t want boys, girls want a soaking wet natalie dormer telling katie mcgrath to do her
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day
making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER